Friday, July 23, 2010

Rush'N Attack




I remember I used to play this game called Rush'N Attack. In this game, player one's character is some kind of commando who is dressed completely in blue and wears a fashionable beret (player two wears a red ensemble with a red beret). The commando has inexplicably entered the Soviet Union and must kill a large amount of Soviets by running up to them and stabbing them in the stomach. Once these Soviet soldiers die, they mysteriously evaporate. If I remember correctly, the commando possesses the ability to actually jump completely over a Soviet soldier's head (if need be).

I never really progressed very far in this game. I think I usually died while trying to avoid land mines in level two. Level two is particularly difficult because it also involves a barbed wire (a Pamela Anderson movie)fence and Soviets who shoot down at you from guard towers. At the time, I was too young to realize that I was being indoctrinated with hate for the Soviets. Anyhow, this game reminds me of that terrible movie "Red Dawn," starring Patrick Swayze and other 80s phenoms. I will never forget the first scene of "Red Dawn" when Cuban communists land in a field beside a Colorado (I think it's Colorado) high school. The communists proceed to bust into the high school and kill the history teacher and other innocent victims.

I think the idea of "Red Dawn" was that too many Americans were too soft on Communism and the movie would serve as a hypothetical wake up call. The producers must have felt that if Americans didn't take direct military action and kill Communists (the only possible solution to anything), then they would come here, invade our schools, kill our history teachers (maybe some home economics teachers too), and force teenagers to hide up in the mountains.

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Mr. Boogedy



Mr. Boogedy Part II, or whatever the actual name of the sequel may be, is actually a good movie. I remember watching it as a kid when I stayed home sick from school. Man, that was one of the best days of my life. I should have stayed home sick from school more often.

Anyhow, I can see myself then - eating cherry jello on the couch while my mother talks on the phone with my gossipy aunt...

Missile Command



Look at that high score!

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Scarecrow



I saw this evil scarecrow one day and, subsequently, photographed it.

Saturday, July 17, 2010

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

George Wah-Wah-Washington


Did you know that during a battle in the French and Indian War that George Washington had two horses shot from under him and four bullets pierce his coat?

Well, at least that's what I read. I don't really know how that was verified or could be verified now.

But shit, how many times should that guy have just plain died?

Then again, who is to say that George didn't fire four bullets through his coat after the battle?

Mania or Meth? What I learned in class last night.


Word to the wise:

People who jump into empty pools probably aren't suffering from mania. Instead, it is more likely they are suffering from a crystal meth addiction. If you aren't sure if someone is in a state of mania or has a crystal meth addiction, just bring them to an empty pool and watch what happens.

Orbs Spotted in a Cemetery



Orbs.

Pond/Vicious-Mischievous Fisher Cat Sighting



A Kettle Hole pond. I saw a vicious, mishchievous fisher cat in these woods.